happiness

It doesn't exist

*Error* happiness *Error*

by Insert-User-Name April 23, 2020

Happy pig

A sloppy eater who is eating his/her favorite meal.

That happy pig is spilling Mac-n-Cheese on the ground.

by Kailey Girl November 8, 2015

Happiness

Literally "ha! Penis!"

A codeword for NSFW posts.

Look at this comic; it's total happiness.

by MeganFriesen August 14, 2014

Happy

Joyful

John was happy when he had his popsicle

by GiyuuDekuSANEMI April 4, 2023

happy as a cut cat

When a cat is cut and has no balls and can roam and do other cats

They was happy as a cut cat when they got there groceries for free

by Slickwhistle August 2, 2022

happy mustard

sperm

ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear."
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*

by zakalwe the cunt August 20, 2008

Happy Hour Finger

{hap-ee ouuhr fing-ger}
Noun
When you go to happy hour after work and purposely or accidentally don't invite a coworker, associate, or friend.

Similar to lunch finger.

Joe: Quickly get your coat on! Judy's still copying a few more documents. By the time, she's done, we can be at McDougal's enjoying cheap beer!

Sasha: That's so rude! If we leave now, then she won't know which bar we went to.

Joe: Duh! We don't need to invite her for all her brown nosing with the boss all this and last week.

Sasha: Sigh! Hurry up Randolph! Tell Charlene we giving Judy the Happy Hour Finger once again and ditching her here another time.

by Tsarstepan November 17, 2011