gozling hair

gozling hair is when a man has really thin and fine hair ,usally fair and sticking up,and is accompanied with greasy shiny skin,He also probably wears a weather beaten wax jacket!!!!!!!

Look at him over there with gozling hair the suns shining right through it,silly thin haired cunt, whats he doing sunbathing in a wax jacket?EERRUGGH!

by Si22 October 3, 2006

ultimate supreme hair dyer

people like Izzy who dye their hair all the time

like all the time...
also like Izzy's they have pink hair when its against dresscodes

Izzy is the ultimate supreme hair dyer because they dye their hair every week very extreme lol

by joeisking2022 March 4, 2022

hairing

when your hair isn’t or is looking as good as it normally does

“my hair isn’t hairing i think i need to wash it”

“WTF IS HAIRING DID YOU MAKE IT UP”

by wanna kms March 14, 2022

Blue Hair

Blue Hair has a main role in Dojoism, a religion based on Class Dojo, also worshiped as a sort of god.

Stacy- "Did you hear what happened to Blue Hair in our studies today?"
Ellie- "No, what happened?"
Stacy- "Oh yea, you have Dojoism studies next period! I forgot lol."

by Dojoism Founder September 16, 2021

hair tie story

An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.

"Last night I asked for a hair tie... and I got one!"
"Not another hair tie story!"

by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017

ass hair

hair located in the ass

i was having sex with some girl and she had ass hair

by luvbug5282947 July 24, 2018

Hair Breeze

that feeling when you come out of the barber shop with that fresh cut and the wind hits all the spots originally covered by your hair and it just flows through your hair so FREELY

Ahhh... that fresh Hair Breeze is the most refreshing thing EVER

by Douchebag Destruction Delivery July 12, 2021