dick money

Money that is ascertained through any situation that involved the use of a man's penis.

bro 1: yo, it's fall break, you comin' out tonight?
bro 2: nah man, I'm hella broke.
bro 1: prostitution appears to be the quickest solution, sir. You have 5 hours to be at the bar. Go!
bro 2: 'Bout to get that dick money!

by hoffmaja October 11, 2011

aaron money

Gigachad that has many different forms. Some say he’s got a bbc.

Aaron money: “I am aaron”

All women within a 1000 mile radius: cooms

by A wise ass dude November 24, 2021

Wet Money

Gifted money for a real estate closing, still
sweaty from the last person’s hand.

That buyer was so broke, good thing they got that wet money in time for closing.

by Rusty Shackleford the first. June 30, 2022

National Give Katie Tregunna Money Day

On this day you give money to everyone called Katie Tregunna no matter how big or small but must be over 1 pound

“guess what day it is today! It’s national give katie Tregunna money day”
“Oh god better save up”

by katie_xoxox October 8, 2020

Today money

If you're on a contract for a day and get paid end of the day in CASH, its today money! not tomorrow money, or day after money or end of the week money...today money.

Hey dude, look, lets do this little job, its only going to take two hours. I'm talking today money here...

Look kid, If you want today money, cut my grass!

by udon'twannaknow February 22, 2011

Money and power

One hell of a drug

Money and power is one hell of a drug

by spotlight ah moonlight ah August 11, 2023

Money

When women try to come up with something just as sexist as 'dishwasher' to get men that didnt do anything mad so they call them, 'money.'

Tracey: "Hey that bill over there is such a money."
Nill: "Wait isn't that just as sexist as dishwasher?"
Tracey: "Shut up bitch, no one treats us feminists like equals

by ARandomGuy96 January 23, 2021