Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism

The glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Get there.

Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism is derived from something said by George Carlin. It explains that sometimes you expect too much of yourself and it gets you down in life.

by Mindbladeskillyaks June 16, 2010

das doots

an expression to say when something is particularly great.

Person 1: WOW! What a nice cardigan!

Person 2: Yeah, man. das doots!

by daffodility3 August 9, 2010

DA SHIT points

What you get when a monkey pelts you with its poo.

Michelle gained 3 DA SHIT points at the zoo yesterday.

by Bananaramalama August 17, 2010

boom bangin out da fresh

When a woman wears provacative clothing that reveals cleavage.

"Did you see the shirt that girl was wearing? She was boom bangin out da fresh".

by Ironman028 June 7, 2011

wettin on da hail

(verb) pronounced: wettin' on da hail.

To piss onto skeet. Hail being the skeet.

maine, after i blew on my bitches face, i had to piss like a mo, i was wettin on da hail.

by job123 June 7, 2011

Chuffin Da Earl

Something girls will never find out about... It has a variety of meanings which are meant for special ears only..

You are chuffin da earl big nose!

by Falipey1 May 14, 2010

Bows to da Dome

When you fight someone by hitting them in the head with your elbows.

Joe, I was boxin dis dude da oda day and i totally gave him 'bout 5 bows to da dome.

by Black sex panther May 11, 2009