Cookie Monster

A blue piece of human garbage that steals all the cookies BEFORE I COULD GET ONE.

Person 1: Did you see cookie monster?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?

by Wow what a cheese plate January 27, 2019

Cookie monster

Jakob: When you have a son who came out of you being 10lbs 3oz and finds out there is cookies in the house, who then becomes faster then the speed of light and eats them all before you have a chance to grab one!!! Cookie monster lol

Jakob becomes a cookie monster when mom goes grocery shopping and buys cookies

by Kickass mother December 29, 2024

Boneless cookie

A cookie without a penis(bone) in it.

I sure am glad these you got boneless cookies

by Bigboiblueballs June 28, 2023

Cookie

A mixture of flour and water that new moonshiners use to seal off their cheap, crappy made still.

God damn’t Pete grab the cookie we’re losing that good liquor!

by Marlboro Man June 25, 2019

Sugar Cookie

When you Fenger Myas and ejaculate on top of a cookie to give it that sweet, sweet sugar icing

I just got sugar cookied by Matt

by BusterServixx December 11, 2024

Snowman Cookie-ed

When you go up and talk to someone you think you know just to realize that they are indeed not that person.

Dude, I just snowman cookie-ed a guy that looked exactly like you at the gym.

by Bugger99 October 4, 2022

Gorilla Cookie

The last little bit of a blunt or joint. Typically the roughest part of it.

“Damn this shit hittin rn.”
“That’s that gorilla cookie.”

by Audaciousapple September 26, 2022