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Chris

A slur referring to an individual who frequently tries new hobbies and rapidly acquires the best gear, often before their skill level is high enough for the quality of gear to make a difference. Used in sentences in the same manner as "Karen".
John is in his third week of jiu jitsu and hasn't worn the same GI twice, what a Chris.
by cpeasy December 9, 2024
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Chris Harrison

an American television and game show host, best known for his role as the host of the ABC reality television dating show The Bachelor from 2002 to 2021.
The syndicated series' final host was Chris Harrison, who took over from Crews in 2015 and hosted until the show was canceled, with the finale airing on May 31, 2019
by SPrice1980 May 26, 2023
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Chris

Chris is the real definition of asshole.....PERIOD.
Chris: your fucken ugly
Me: your mean
Chris: i dont care, im sexy
by Itsajokefoo August 26, 2019
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chris krank

An Unsigned Rap Artist From Hallandale (ZONE10).
Did you guys here Chris Krank New Mixtape?
Chris Krank Is The Hardest Rapper Out!!
by Hallandale Original Gangster November 22, 2021
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chris warnica

In the city of Whoville, there lived a man named Chris Warnica, With a neck so long and fat, it made folks say, "Oh my, I never did see-ka!" He loved McDonald's, oh yes indeed, Their burgers and fries were just what he'd need. With a neck so long, he'd peek through the door, "Hello, dear McDonald's, I'm back for some more!" The cashier would smile and say with delight, "Welcome back, Chris, your order's just right." He'd munch on his burgers, savoring each bite, With a grin on his face, oh, what a sight! But one day, oh dear, as he munched on his meal, some bullies came by, with hearts made of steel. They pointed and laughed at Chris's long neck, Saying rude things that made him feel like a wreck. But Chris was no quitter, oh no, not he, With a twinkle in his eye, he began to decree: "I may have a long neck, but I'm proud as can be, And I love McDonald's, can't you see?" The bullies stopped laughing, their hearts touched by his cheer, They apologized to Chris, feeling quite sincere. From that day forward, they all became friends, Sharing burgers and fries, making amends. So remember dear friends, no matter your size, Or the length of your neck, or the shape of your eyes, It's the love in your heart that truly does matter, So spread joy and kindness, and watch your life scatter, With happiness and laughter, like Chris Warnica, With a neck so long and fat, in the city of Whoville-ica!
Let’s pull a Chris Warnica and hit the school forrest for a good ol’ time.
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chris ilikedickson

a gay faggot who likes to eat cock all day and put cucumbers up his butthole
oh look he's such a chris ilikedickson
by chris stepenson June 9, 2014
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chris

hes the best boyfriend to ever have in the whole entire universe i love him so much he is best and better than all of you you will never compete with how great he is.
“ im better than chris !!”

shut yo bitch ass up hes far superior to you
by jjkkaayyhh April 12, 2022
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