Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022

American Doorstopper

A vulgar slang term used to describe when a male needs to defecate, but their morning wood makes their phallus too large to fit under the lid to use the toilet properly.

"I needed to use the toilet this morning, but an American Doorstopper prevented me."

by GWeasel77 November 20, 2025

american beauty college

ABC liquor store; a store that sells alcohol

I went to the American Beauty College and picked up some party supplies.

by Pretty Baby Girl March 1, 2025

American bitch

An American that acts like a bitch by being selfish, and cruel to people.

Any American that’s verbally be cruel to people is an American bitch.

by DemonPeachxBlade November 30, 2024

American invitation

When someone invites you to "Come over any time" without actually expecting you to do it.

When Bob texted Ned to find out what time to come, Ned suddenly became unresponsive and Bob realized that he had fallen for yet another American invitation.

by Spud770 April 25, 2023

The American Dream

The American Dream: The American Dream is the act of doing “the deed” in a fast sports car such as Lamborghini

Girl: Hey Clay why don’t you give George a ride in your new car and show him ‘The American Dream’
Guy 3: Yeah you need to show our innocent British friend ‘The American Dream’ since us Americans already know what that is

by ZoeInnit February 18, 2023

African American

People who live in Africa but came from America

Okonkwo: Where are you from, Richard?
Richard: how dare you? I may be African American, but I’m an African all the same!

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023