Jake it

Verb To look something up on google in order to have all the stats inside your massive head, and be able to act like a know it all with startling precision

"When was the last time Liverpool won the premier league?"

"Hang on, let me Jake it"

by McSyphilis January 1, 2019

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jake gyllenhall

Found strangled by a red scarf in his sisters house.

Other names are: Jake gynecologist, warm coleslaw man.

"Hey did you see that new movie? Ugh that main character was such a Jake Gyllenhall

by samschnapp November 22, 2021

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Jake

He’s sweet, respectful and okay. He gets a few girls but is very kind to everyone. He loves to eat food. He treats a girl like a queen. hot looking. Very pretty eyes.

timona: you see jake over there
Rachel: yea he’s sooo hot
timina: get chu someeeee ;)

by An.angel October 15, 2019

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Jake

The weirdest but coolest person you've probably met.

1: Oh hey look it's a Jake!
2: Oh cool.

by mcfuckmeintheass October 11, 2019

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A tall and very sexy man. He pulls all the girls but many think he’s gay because of his close relationship with kanoa. They often sit together and converse in secret giggling about who knows what. He plays baseball and many know he’s going to go pro for the Arizona cardinals. A good listener even when he doesn’t want too. Some may describe his hair as mystical and his jawline as impeccable. His exact height is six three. Don’t deny that. He likes to draw on himself and nobody really knows why. He loves hot guys. He prefers then shirtless but he will really take anyone who comes his way. Some think he is shy and introverted but really Jake is the most outgoing person ever. His du k is huge, ladies, and he knows how to use it.

Person 1-Did you see Jake Levich
Person 2- ofc he’s so hot

by Hype Man333 March 31, 2022

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