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Super Douche Baggery

The act of being an extreme Douche Bag, exceeding the norms of Douche Baggery, and qualifying for the DBHOF - Douche Bag Hall Of Fame - see SuperDoucheBaggery.com
That motherfucker is so ridiculous, his consistent Super Douche Baggery is fucking beyond anything
by alexbizzle February 11, 2010
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Douche um' up

When someone is commiting an act of douchebaggery and the people around him/her make a "d" shape with their hands and say "D um' up!... DOUCHE!"

Often followed by the douchebag's own form of retaliation (example: "That's what she said", "Screw you", ect.)

Sometimes the "...DOUCHE" ending can be subtracted, leaving the douchebag confused and angry.
Douche um' up.

Douchebag- Jeez. You guys are so boring. blah blah blah.
Anti-douchebags- D um' up! DOUCHE!
Douchebag- Wow, you guys are faggots. blah blah blah.
Anti-douchebags- *walk away in a pack*
Douchebad- You guys are such nerds! blah blah blah.
by Mitchel L November 11, 2007
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serial douche bag

a person that is a complete fuck up and always does douche bag things to his friends and people that care about him. hes a serial douche becuz no matter how much he pisses people off he keeps doin the same things over and over again until he finally burns bridges and has no real friends.
woow my cheating ex is such a serial douche bag, i heard hes in jail for the 6th time this year.

i heard john bailed on his gf again what a serial douche bag
by yourworstnightmare87 June 5, 2011
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National Be A Douche Day

National Be A Douche Day is a day to be proud, if you have ever been called a douche or a douche bag. It is always held on June 20th, the last day of spring...or Summer's Eve.
Joey has been known to be always called a {douche}. Come June 20th, he can be proud, since it is {National Be A Douche Day}.
by Genuine Nerd June 3, 2019
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American douche canoe

An American "douche canoe" is the finest of human beings. Riding above a sea of douche you humanity, an American douche canoe stays above the fray; poised, stately, noble. A true American hero
josh and tom always looked up to Adam, the ultimate American douche canoe. He was everything they wanted to be, but could never be. It was both amazing for them and very very sad.
by Italian Beaver August 19, 2017
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douche bag drinker

One who has a douche bag as a beverage.
Man Jeff is so full of it what a douche bag drinker.
by blackg31 January 19, 2015
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Douche Bag Central

When you see a guy who looks like a major douche out in public. The "head" of all douches.
*Major douche walks by*

Guy1: Hey, check out douche bag central over there
Guy2: LOL@ dbag
by Originalshizzz April 26, 2011
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