ernie 5 star

A clumsy dork of the highest order, having just proven as much through a telling action or statement.

But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.

Derogatory yet playful.

(watches someone poke an eye with the finger brush)
Ha. Ernie 5 star!

by failureislikely January 24, 2018

Dark 5 Moment

When you know exactly what you are supposed to do, but still fuck it up anyway.

Person 1: Are you sure you got all of them?
Person 2: Yeah, they all say immune.
Person 1: No they don't you missed one, that's a dark 5 moment bro.
Person 2: Go Fuck yourself.

by Arkeon December 1, 2021

5 year olds

Spoiled brats who believe anything and everything.
They want everything and eat anything

Kindergarten teachers: Why?!
5 year olds: what?

by Hatchdrk May 27, 2023

July 5

National slap a virgo

she - *slaps*
Him- hey what was that for ?!
She- did you not do today is National slap a Virgo?
Him- no. It’s not it’s July 5

She- shows urban dictionary- no it’s National slap a Virgo day!

by Sindey July 6, 2022

May 5

Cristina’s birthday

The day the most wonderful person was born

May 5 : National holiday.
Crissi’s birthday

by .....Crisi..... May 5, 2021

Bloons TD 5 Expansion

A mod for Bloons TD 5 which is made by 5h3i1ah, adding many new maps into BTD5 as well as new custom towers and also some from David's XtraCards mod such as the Corsair Monkey.

Player88: "I found a cool BTD5 mod called Bloons TD 5 Expansion!"
Player441: "Interesting, I've heard of BTD4 Expansion and now we have a BTD5 Expansion?"
Player88: "You better check this awesome mod out sir!"
Player441: "Ok, hopefully it's something we'll try out!"

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

Level 5

Also known as “The Hotel”, Level 5 is a level of the Backrooms resembling a hotel, but it is also home to Deathmoths and the Beast of Level 5.

Level 5 is also ill-advised to stay on.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022