March 5

Give your crush a hug and a kiss

March 5:hug your crush

by Urmom❤️ April 24, 2022

July 5

National slap a virgo

she - *slaps*
Him- hey what was that for ?!
She- did you not do today is National slap a Virgo?
Him- no. It’s not it’s July 5

She- shows urban dictionary- no it’s National slap a Virgo day!

by Sindey July 6, 2022

Dark 5 Moment

When you know exactly what you are supposed to do, but still fuck it up anyway.

Person 1: Are you sure you got all of them?
Person 2: Yeah, they all say immune.
Person 1: No they don't you missed one, that's a dark 5 moment bro.
Person 2: Go Fuck yourself.

by Arkeon December 1, 2021

5 year olds

Spoiled brats who believe anything and everything.
They want everything and eat anything

Kindergarten teachers: Why?!
5 year olds: what?

by Hatchdrk May 27, 2023

March 5

National flash Eric day

Wow its March 5 I guess I've got to flash Eric

by pterodactyl146 March 5, 2021

South of 5

Referring to a person’s attractiveness on a scale of 1 out of 10, they are less then a five

“Your a better man than I am for hooking up, because she was definelty south of 5.”

by Monkey-Mike May 27, 2018

Mazda MX-5 Miata

A tiny, cute car loved by many. The oldest Miata (from the 90s) has pop up headlights that look like eyes, and a grill which looks like a mouth, and when combined, make a cute face. The newer ones, (4th gen, 2014) have a bigger, smiling grill but no longer have the pop up headlights. (They haven’t been on Miata’s since the 1st gen version) But the Miata has always had a cute face! They are also known for how small they are, sometimes being able to fit under tall semi trucks.

“I’ve been thinking of buying a Mazda MX-5 Miata lately, they are very cute.”

by Randokat June 1, 2024