A diss war (most of the time for fun) is where a few rappers make disses against each other and people usually pick sides on who made the better diss and who’s winning, etc. Like if you and your friend rap and you want to do a diss war for fun then you diss each other until the result happens.
by dumbnigga23 December 4, 2023

The Old Age tradition of a fraternity and a sorority continuously pranking each other back and forth in a war of pranks.
by tamela anderson October 18, 2010

Kim Jong Un: Yo General, I need 3some before war, dotard has lit the wick of war.
General: OK Sir! I will find some fresh pussies for you in Pyongyang.
General: OK Sir! I will find some fresh pussies for you in Pyongyang.
by Muhammad John October 12, 2017

(A) A tank. (B) Quite possibly the best band to ever grace the earth with its music. The way this band plays its music will give you happy emotions and make you feel good inside. Once you hear this band you will never feel the need to ever listen to another band again. There really are no words to describe the amazing quality of this band, but if I had to do it in one word the word would be "Boysenberry" because that is my favorite fruit.
Really cool guy: Have you heard that band, 30 Ton War Machine?
Loser: No, are they any good?
Really cool guy: The best! Also, here's that 50 bucks I owe your really hot sister...make sure she gets that, yeah?
Loser: No, are they any good?
Really cool guy: The best! Also, here's that 50 bucks I owe your really hot sister...make sure she gets that, yeah?
by 30 Ton War Machine's #1 Fan March 9, 2009

The nonviolent, respectful, tolerant different opinions about the various different sexual preferences,
The sex war is the nonviolent and covert war between individuals who have different sexual preferences, and it is slowly intensifying.
by but for October 20, 2022

When you go to the gym in January and you have to battle for equipment because of all the people who made New Year's resolutions to get in shape.
I was almost killed in the Resolutionary War while fighting to get on a treadmill. I can't wait for February when things will be back to normal.
by sprtagt April 18, 2016

by Jones Burlingtun May 14, 2022
