dude your such a duck
by justapanda May 23, 2024

A duck duck goose girl (or guy)...is a person that has been benched by someone who is stringing multiple people along in a sexual or romantic way. Said "player" keeps his or her harem of simping partners on hold in a limbo of breadcrumbing as "ducks", until ready to choose the next "goose". They ramp up engaging behavior to manipulate said "goose" into chasing them, ideally for sex, but also for attention/ego. Then they put them back on hold as a "duck" once they get bored, and repeat the cycle all over again, choosing a different goose. These are avoidants who like to have a steady rotation of suitors in waiting, often longterm FWBs, always thinking they might be chosen. In reality- these people are emotionally immature, unable to engage in real intimacy, and often have fragile egos that they prop up by manipulating partners. Often, these people will keep a secret harem of "ducks" on hold during relationships with a "goose", until they either break up with them, or get broken up with. Regardless- their ducks will get breadcrumbed on the sneak during entire relationships because they can't ever fully invest themselves in commitment. They always have one foot out the door, and "ducks" are the back up options.
"I'm done being one of your duck duck goose girl. You want me to be there for you to use only when it's convenient or comforting to you, but you don't wanna reciprocate. You're busy getting your ego stroked by girls who haven't caught on yet. Keep your lame ass limbo- those girls can have you. I'm taking back my self respect."
by MiAngelito August 18, 2023

You're gonna be "scrooge Mc Ducking" if you build your skills!
I'm gonna be "scrooge Mc Ducking" once this works out.
I'm gonna be "scrooge Mc Ducking" once this works out.
by kingkaliq January 23, 2022

by Natel__ June 6, 2019

The act of rationalizing unprotected sex/not using a condom when one or both parties are not ready for a child.
When we got back from dinner, it was getting hot and heavy fast. The thought crossed my mind to grab a condom, but I figured there was no harm in doing it one time without protection. I was rubber ducking for like 20 minutes in my head.
by Thee Big D December 16, 2021

verb (used with object), duck·ed, duck·ing.
to escape from by trickery or cleverness:
to duck one's pursuers.
to get around by trickery:
to duck the rules.
to avoid doing or fulfilling:
to duck an obligation.
to avoid answering directly:
to duck a question.
derived from the practice of lowering ones stature (that is, to duck) in order to evade a punch or strike
to escape from by trickery or cleverness:
to duck one's pursuers.
to get around by trickery:
to duck the rules.
to avoid doing or fulfilling:
to duck an obligation.
to avoid answering directly:
to duck a question.
derived from the practice of lowering ones stature (that is, to duck) in order to evade a punch or strike
by The Black Ranger April 18, 2020

by dum bo June 9, 2020
