When a girl is in a sexual position on top and has long enough breasts to continuously strike the face of the individual underneath, resembling a car wash.
by Texmex12345 August 28, 2023
by King Adrian II August 21, 2023
“My mother had a rough childhood. Her mom had to sell the car in order to have enough food money.”
“What? Just… Eat the car.”
“What? Just… Eat the car.”
by Mr. Sneeze October 08, 2022
Serving/consuming alcohol while riding shotgun in a vehicle whether straight from the bottle/flask or from a “to go” plastic cup from the bar or “hitting the bottle” to save money on drinks at the bar or to “serve” alcoholic beverages to a group of people out of a cooler in the trunk of your car.
*Car Tending in a moving vehicle is illegal and is only “allowed” for passengers with a designated sober driver.
*Most Wisconsin bars do a to go beer (unopened) or to go drink (plastic cup) so Drink Wisconsinably.
*Driving while car tending results in death and making your Mama ugly cry.
*Don’t make your Mama ugly cry.
*Car Tending in a moving vehicle is illegal and is only “allowed” for passengers with a designated sober driver.
*Most Wisconsin bars do a to go beer (unopened) or to go drink (plastic cup) so Drink Wisconsinably.
*Driving while car tending results in death and making your Mama ugly cry.
*Don’t make your Mama ugly cry.
Dude, we will spend less money at the bar if we are car tending tonight!
If we car tend on the way to the party we will have a pretty good buzz by the time that we get there!
If we car tend on the way to the party we will have a pretty good buzz by the time that we get there!
by StrangerDanger19 January 26, 2019
I recommend NOT getting this shit car it blew up on top gear🤣 so if u want to blow up this is the car you want. There old cars were decent though
The alpine car is gonna blow up
by S7.0113 November 25, 2020
Any vehicle that needlessly connects to wifi. These cars have updates like a computer. Customers may be forced to pay for a subscription service for basic features like heat, AC, listening to the radio, moving their seat backward/forward, etc. Pretty soon, steering privileges will be a subscription.
These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.
These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.
Cybertruck owner : "OMG, did you know my new Tesla automatically changes steering sensitivity based on speed? "
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."
by CrispyJack February 27, 2024
A retard "Well I see why..."
Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024