Police Officer Saving Cigarrettes For A Special Occasion

Police Officer Saving Cigarrettes For A Special Occasion

Police Officer Saving Cigarrettes For A Special Occasion

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Somolia STD special

you have to find a girl with syphilis and you can either fuck her pussy or her butt hole, you use a mayo gun to constantly squirt mayo into the hole you didn't choose until it starts to get too full it leaks out. Scoop the nut out of the hole and the mayo out of the either one and you pour the liquid into her mouth and get a electric mixer and mix it up. Once it is finished, you serve it to her child and repeat the same process to her child.

i gave that somolia STD special to that single mother and her child last night it was amazing!

by seachips May 6, 2025

Landon Special

Unable to finish

I pulled a Landon Special with a girl last night. I just couldn't finish.

by wildhogtmoboner May 12, 2025

Primate Special

When you have one primate (monkey) suck your dick, while another one is fisting your ass, then the other one has it's dick in your mouth, and you are oiled up in whipped cream, with another throwing shit at you.

Oh man, Zack got the worst Primate Special...

by DumDaddy May 12, 2025

Primate Special

When a primate puts its hand in your ass, while another is sucking your meat, and one other has it’s dick in your mouth, all while you are oiled up in whipped cream and are getting shit thrown at you by another primate.

Oh man… Zack got the worst Primate Special the other day, poor dude…

by DumDaddy May 16, 2025

Thor special

When Thor jams his hammer into someones ass, then goes to a point higher than the hammer holster (tree or roof), and summons the hammer making it fly up through the persons body coming out of their mouth.

Jake- "Yo, did you hear about how Cameran died?"
Dean- "Oh yeah, he was given the Thor special right? Does that make him gay?"
Jake- "Yes, yes it does."

by Dincoln May 19, 2025

Thor Special

When Thor jams his hammer into someones ass then climes to an elevation higher than the hammer holster (tree or roof). Then Thor proceeds to call the hammer, making the hammer fly up through the persons body and out their mouth.

Jake- "Yo, did you here about Cameran?"
Dean- "Yeah, he's in the hospital after getting the Thor Special."

by Dincoln May 19, 2025