Metal sam is the natural treasure of the horsham alternative scene. known about west sussex for his long hair, funny walk, and leather jacket, he is typically recognised striding about horsham market in the early hours of the day and congregating with his strange friends at local market stalls. Be careful not to engage in conversations with metal sam as he will quickly change the conversation to how many cds are in his bag at that current time, and if you can name 3 songs from whatever band t-shirt you are wearing.
“Oh god, here comes metal sam. Probably no good CDs in the british heart foundation then. May as well go home”
by BigChad111 November 20, 2021
Get the Metal Sammug. Sam is a person (male or female) that doesn’t think about them selves more than others they can be some of the nicest people to be around but aren’t always there in the head, they usually are easily distracted but can jump back on topic by just repeating yourself and they often don’t know what to say but try to fit what you’re talking about with any possible word to explain their thoughts
Ted: I was talking with Sam earlier but I think he was ignoring me
Pat: did you try saying it over again or forget he/she can be a dumbass sometimes
Pat: did you try saying it over again or forget he/she can be a dumbass sometimes
by Aaaaa223 November 23, 2021
Get the Sammug. The act of tagging your 'friend' Sam in offensive, useless, outrageous and out right shameful posts on facebook for humiliation and or general annoyance
Leigh: Did you see I went Sam Bashing last night? You should see some of the things I tagged him in last night.
Steve: I saw some of it , that one about the mummy's boy was genius! I tagged him in a few too.
Leigh: I found some more. I'll go Sam Bashing again in a minute
Steve: Yeah.. I reckon he'll take offense to the one about the cheeseburger
Steve: I saw some of it , that one about the mummy's boy was genius! I tagged him in a few too.
Leigh: I found some more. I'll go Sam Bashing again in a minute
Steve: Yeah.. I reckon he'll take offense to the one about the cheeseburger
by Triplesteve October 10, 2016
Get the Sam Bashingmug. I love Sam, Sam is so fucking epic.
by Kai.femboi May 23, 2021
Get the Sammug. A guy who would offer people with money so he can suck their dick. Won't stop until dick I saggy like old men's dick. Most people decline this offer.
by Sam Dequidt May 9, 2016
Get the sam dequidtmug. a sam coop is a man who has his willy held while urinating by his woman. typically a white male, the sam coop is rare species and is usually found before becoming the ultimate pussywhip. after defeat, the sam coop will have his life revolved around one woman, and will become invisible to the boys
Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently
friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently
friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently
friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
by CrocodileClippers69 May 9, 2023
Get the sam coopmug.