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retard

the people who makes everyone life bad
i'm a retard so i don't know how to put it in a sentence
by gay fagot with autsum September 25, 2017
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Retardism

A mental condition that encompasses both autism and retardation. The word was invented by the dreamy wise man of Arezium 2000 years ago in the heartland of Mongolia. Leader Batu Khan appreciated the word and its deep profound meaning so he included it in the national language.
"I'm a combination of autism and retardation. So I am the definition of Retardism" - Arezium circa. 2000 years ago
by The real dreamy khan December 21, 2024
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Retard

I see an adam over there..

Hes such a retard
by RetardAndGay September 16, 2019
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social retard

A person, in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons
If you are Steve Carrell in the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin, you are the epitome of a social retard, at least in North America.
by Sexydimma April 6, 2013
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Double R Retard

Emphasizes how much of a retard someone is, that it has to be a double R.
Person 1: Look at this!
Person 2: You're a double R retard!
Person 1: Noo
by Darth That Makes Words March 23, 2024
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Retard

by legexyboi November 3, 2019
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Survival of the Retards

A situation where you dump two of your best friends who are usually dumb as fuck and causing trouble in your life or the lives of your other friends in the middle of nowhere. In order for this to work, fake a road trip and invite your two dumbass friends with you alongside another friend. Once the four of you are together, drive out to an isolated area whether it be the woods or a desert. Park on the side of the road and order your two idiot friends out of the car. Once they exit throw a few chewy bars and four drinks to them so that they don’t die out in the open. Proceed to say something along the lines of “Sayonara retards!”, then speed off, leaving your two friends stranded in the middle of nowhere with no way back to civilization unless a car happens to speed by and the two douchebags hitchhike. Leave the friends there for eight to ten hours. Once time is up, drive back to where you last left them. Be aware that they might have walked far enough so you have to call them or text them. If they don’t reply, that’s when you know you fucked up and they are missing (fortunately). If they do reply, tell them to meet up here or there and then pick them up. Once they get in the car and start bitching to you for abandoning them, make threats that you may actually carry out to get them to shut the fuck up. Then drive them to their homes. This technique works with a lot of people and has spared them of all the future issues those two losers will cause.
Noel and Steve left Drake and Ted out in the Sonoran Desert for the rest of the day. It was survival of the retards for those two unfortunates.
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 21, 2024
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