Pocket Muncher

Congress is in Facebooks pocket what a bunch of Pocket Munchers.
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pocket legos

When you put a Lego figure in your urethra.
Pocket legos are life braaa.”
by TheGayLegoFig January 18, 2018
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Pocket jerking

Mostly a whimsical stranger that jerks people off by reaching into there pocket and touching them vigorously also known as a pocket thug
by ayeb0ss March 22, 2015
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Spoink Pocket

Refers to anus.
I had hot cheetos last night and now my spoink pocket hurts
by poopoopeepeecaca March 16, 2021
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Pocket touching

When a person touched another's pocket, they become their son and they are gay.
Spencer is pocket touching and he is everyone's son and he likes men.
by Spencer's father February 09, 2023
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Pocket full of pony

Pony, in this instance, is another word for Trojans. The saying "pocket full of pony" refers to a pocket full of condoms. In order to sound as relevant and up-to-date as possible, you mustn't make pony plural when using this phrase. This phrase was slightly originated by Prince, but made popular by music artist Deno Benz in his duly titled song "Pocket Full of Pony".
"Sup bruddah? Whatchu gettin' into tonight my dude?"

"Wassup my brotha? I'm lookin' to bust a nut tonight. I took a shower today for the first in a week and I got a pocket full of pony. Lez get sum bitchesss! Wooooooo!!"

"Pocket full of pony. Piss drunk, super lonely. Spongebob macaroni. Where the fuck's my pony?" -- Deno Benz
by CrystalGuyzer February 04, 2012
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Hot Pocket Feelings

Used to describe mixed feelings for someone where in you feel happy but sad thinking about them, similar to how a Hot Pocket is delicious but has unexpected icy or scalding insides.
Dude, I have Hot Pocket feelings for this girl, I'm happy but I feel awful thinking about her.
by Bonet Wholio April 29, 2016
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