you can't unpee your pants

Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself

- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"

by idiommaster October 16, 2023

pee pants

the pants that you pee in

yooo madisyn just sat on crimson's couch in her pee pants!! crimson is gonna be so mad!!!

by crumsin October 16, 2019

Mackenzi's Cool Pants

Mackenzi's silk pants, and knock off Doc Martins.

"All of you guys are supporting chinese sweatshops I hope you know, my pants are made in the USA, like Mackenzi's Cool Pants.

by goonthor May 4, 2022

super pants

Pants with the most super cute sexy boobs

Dang she has super pants

by Yeet defines September 5, 2019

pants crouton

When you wipe your butt and you miss a little piece and it stays in your pants.

I was in a rush and now I have a pants crouton

by Johnthefaun October 11, 2015

Take the pants off the cat

A slang phrase meaning to preface or give context to

"Most fat people like McDonald's and Taco Bell"
"Well let's just take the pants off the cat here obviously most fat people prefer McDonald's but idk about Taco Bell"

by Jukebox Jeremy March 21, 2025

Pants

Slang/street terminology traditionally used to reference street heroin, but used with rapidly growing popularity to reference street fentanyl with its growing popularity. Historically pants can refer to any street opioid,. Note* Sides=crystal meth; shirts = crack cocaine.

-Hey bro you got pants?

_Yeah we got pants, sides, and killer shirts yo! I have soft to, buy only pussys still rail that kids baby candy.
-Word, I'm good for shirts n' sides. I only got 2 bills anyways so just a 1/2 ball o' pants.
_I can give ya 1/2 ball and a couples pts of side.
-Right on, this your benzo pants right?
_OF COURSE! Best shit around...put ya on the nod for sure, and have your new custy to OD ratio will be off the charts. I'm getting at least 10 new customers for everyone that drops man!
-Fuckin' rights!!! Oh and I'll take an ounce of soft...
_WHAT? you fucking pussy!

- Shut up! You know I'm cookin shirts bro.
_yeah yeah, that's what they all say

by I have what you need May 28, 2022