saxaphone penis

(n) male sex organ which has become deformed into a shape resembling that of a saxaphone due to habitually jerking off.

The urban dictionary editor developed saxaphone penis from pounding his tool 13 times a day.

by scut monkey August 11, 2009

Penis Luggage

Refers to the scrotal region of a homosapien male. This sack usually contains two (2) reproductive organs known to the lay-person as nuts or balls. Also known as Cock Satchel.

Do I have to pay a carry-on surcharge for my Penis Luggage?

by Anuscakes the third September 8, 2010

Penis Picasso

An adult male that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this male(co-workers, wife) may believe he is immature, however he is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common places are as follows:

- unattended jacket pocket
- under windshield wipers
- hidden deep in paperwork so it is found much later
- anywhere your imagination takes you

Employee 1: Any idea where this cock and balls drawing came from? It looks like a 5 year old drew it.
Employee 2: Yeah! It probably was Joe he is the office penis picasso, he is his own biggest fan!

by Suck it miller February 6, 2014

penis rocket

When a male ejaculates so vigorously you can count the number of seconds the cum stays in the air before hitting a surface giving it the appearance of a rocket.

"How was giving Dave a handjob?" "It was extrodinary! he managed to accomplish a penis rocket!"

by Helmbros June 3, 2014

Phoenix Penis

When your dick feels like it is eternally on fire, commonly associated with STD's

"I think I got a Phoenix Penis for that bitch last night!"

by Nickle Back That Ass up June 5, 2014

titanium penis

The nickname given to the generic super bowl logo, given because when rotated 90 degrees, it looks like a penis.

I thought this year's Super Bowl logo was going to be interesting, but they went with the Titanium Penis again.

by Wait, What? November 20, 2014

Penis Wrinkle

The wrinkle you get on your penis because it's too old. This causes penile cancer and can be painfully fatal for your love organ.

"NOOOO!!! I have a penis wrinkle!!!"

by Firestar991 October 24, 2013