wet the muffin

1. You get a couple guys and form a circle.
2. You all try to jack-off onto the muffin.
3. Who ever cums last has to eat the muffin!

Last night we played wet the muffin and I had to fuckin' eat it!

by anonymous89buttsex August 9, 2008

funky bum muffin

Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.

"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"

by Wyatt/Black December 9, 2008

gag-a-muffin

When a woman with a yeast infection proceeds to insert a muffin into her vagina and then has her boyfriend eat it...thus making the boyfriend gag and possible puke.

Man my bitch pulled the gag-a-muffin on me yo

by raaaaaawh July 9, 2010

Crushing the Muffin

Doing something exceedingly cool.

The act of being awesome.

Friend 1: Hey buddy, what are you doing tonight?

Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.

Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!

by Johnny_Z3R0 March 30, 2011

bake some muffins

To smoke pot and get high. Occasionally used as code among teen friends and peers.

Pot head 1: Hey, lets meet later at my place and bake some muffins.

Pot head 2: Okay, I'll see you later.

by Pot head 1 October 8, 2011

bustin a muffin

When a person eats too much food and has a bloated stomach. Refers to a muffin top.

Kim: Khloe, you ate so much yesterday night

Khloe: Yea girl, i'm bustin a muffin

by Jermaine Dupree February 10, 2013

Snazzy Douche Muffin

Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.

Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-

Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.

by Leyulf September 30, 2013