Michael

michael is the best boyfriend in the world even tho he is very annoying sometimes, he has a very nice smile and he is very sexy but hes kinda of stupid. i like him a lot

me: im going to get married to michael

by k_123 November 22, 2021

Michael Jackson

The process in which a black man becomes a white woman

Michael Jackson went through a Michael Jackson

by anonymous August 25, 2025

Michael Marlowe

Biggest Vape God On The Earth

You might vape but you're not as good as Michael Marlowe

by peteymcpeterton January 28, 2018

Michael Minute

Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.

A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).

Examples:

“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”

“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”

"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."

by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025

Coke Michaels

Coke Michaels refers to the legendary wrestler Shawn Michaels and his WWF run in the 90s. Much like Perc Angle, Coke Michaels refers to a period when Shawn Michaels was "coked" up in the 90s and ran rough shot over the WWF with the Kliq. Around this time, he was considered by many the best wrestler in the world and could put on bangers with just about everyone but was under the influence of every drug imaginable.

"Who was better: Coke Michaels or Bret the Shit man Hart?"

"Nah man Coke Michaels clears Perc Angle."

by Average Wrestling Fan February 23, 2024

Reverse Michael Jackson

To give girl with very white skin a very dark hickey. So dark it’s basically black.

She had a good time recently, bitch had a huge reverse Michael Jackson right on her chest.

by Avangaline July 12, 2018

Michael

1) A Light skin male who is always late to a meet up then give execuses that doesn't even make any sense.
2) Usually a name of a guy who makes everyone laugh.

On-a-call:
Ayo, Mike, you were supposed to be here 30 minites ago. What the fuck is going on?
Michael: Sorry, the bus I was supposed to catch blew up...

by Le-me-go September 19, 2018