jake

he picks rice all day with his massive shlong and like to play videogames naked

hey jake he is a nonce

by jakethebigman69 April 27, 2021

Jake

I love Jake :) almost as much as I love soup.

I love Jake and soup.

by Creeznutz June 15, 2025

Jake

A blond fuckboy. Fat but doesn’t say he is. Typical jerk who plays with girls heart and makes fun of them when they feel offended. Makes women feel bad about their own body. A dick.

Person: Did you finally leave “jake”?
Person1: yeah, he’s a fucking DICK.

by FishCat01 April 28, 2019

Jake

cool awesome half white man

jake is cool

by 9jakey wakey October 14, 2021

Jake Paul

An obnoxious young male. He's messed up in the head. He manipulates little kids. He will do anything for clout and views.

Erika Costell: Did you hear Jake Paul is getting married with Tana mongou? And he is making people pay 50$ to watch the ceremony!
Alissa Violet: I bet they are gonna get divorced since it's just for clout and views

by VroseV July 28, 2019

blake and jake

Two of the most powerful individuals. Basically two demi-gods roaming around the earth, that always finds a way to win.

I think Blake and Jake are sexy.

by THEBLAKEANDJAKESHOW November 11, 2020

A Jake story

A story that in some aspects could maybe be true but is mostly an exaggeration

"Man that chick was sucking my dick upside down down." "Man stfu that shit has to be a Jake story!"

by Big_Dick_Bee420 March 15, 2023