a smelly little nonce who you will find outside your local primary school looking at childrens toenails.
Person 1: wow, theres a guy outside of the local primary school
Person 2: must be a wild jake thornton
Person 2: must be a wild jake thornton
by yournan12333 November 08, 2017
by jaeyun04 September 13, 2022
A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.
by StopJake2017 March 15, 2017
Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.
by SpicyMuffin24 October 02, 2020
Horned Jake, a icon of the Clown Coup at the nation's Capitol. When in reality he was an unemployed loser doing cosplay in a horn hat while living with his mama.
Horned Jake was a primitive, braying cartoon that played a major part in the attack on the nation's Capitol.
by Swisher rolled tight January 20, 2021
The jake webber cult is groupchat on Instagram made by @g.orgeouscolby. everyone in the gc has a profile picture with jake webber infront of a fire smiling, we plan world domination and talk about all the people in sam and colby friends group.
by Jakewebbercultmwah July 15, 2022