Horned Jake

Horned Jake, a icon of the Clown Coup at the nation's Capitol. When in reality he was an unemployed loser doing cosplay in a horn hat while living with his mama.
Horned Jake was a primitive, braying cartoon that played a major part in the attack on the nation's Capitol.
by Swisher rolled tight January 20, 2021
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Jake webber

The jake webber cult is groupchat on Instagram made by @g.orgeouscolby. everyone in the gc has a profile picture with jake webber infront of a fire smiling, we plan world domination and talk about all the people in sam and colby friends group.
"What's your hobby?"

"Talking about world domination and Danny devito with the jake webber cult."
by Jakewebbercultmwah July 15, 2022
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Jake Wight

A boy who shits on the floor at school in seventh grade and often rides his motorbike around girls houses yelling the “n” word when not invited to their end of the year party.
Jake Wight has a minuscule penis and always has an erection when seeing his motorbike.
by Racon Earbuds June 06, 2020
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Jake Waterman

Some crack whore who is addicted to mushrooms and had all of his friends ditch him.
"Hey, what ever happened to that one kid?"
"Oh, you mean Jake Waterman? He was busted by the police for carrying illegal drugs."
by rtl1984 October 30, 2023
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Jake and Josh

What my ELA teacher calls drake and Josh while trying to be “cool”
by CHEERIO YEET March 13, 2019
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Jaked up

The act of being jaked up or the process of gradually jaking up someone else. Explicitly homosexual in nature
"Babe stop I'm all Jaked up"
by Nightshade03 June 01, 2023
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Jaked up

When consuming large amounts of cocaine or any other type of stimulant, and behaving in a annoying, obnoxious, manner.
Man, dude did a bunch of bumps at the party last night and was all Jaked up. He was getting on my last nerve for real.
by ZEPOL 774 July 25, 2022
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