by BrazyRyan July 11, 2016

Jakob: When you have a son who came out of you being 10lbs 3oz and finds out there is cookies in the house, who then becomes faster then the speed of light and eats them all before you have a chance to grab one!!! Cookie monster lol
by Kickass mother December 29, 2024

by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016

Person 1: Did you see cookie monster?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?
by Wow what a cheese plate January 27, 2019

by Bigboiblueballs June 28, 2023

by barbzforbernie6969 May 13, 2020

when both you and your girl go into the bathroom and vomit simultaneously while giving head. then clean up the mess with your dick, if you don’t i️t doesn’t count.
there is a hand signal
left over right
right over left
then point to the bathroom
there is a hand signal
left over right
right over left
then point to the bathroom
by kinkyfucker March 12, 2018
