Happy Carl

A Happy Carl is when you have a friend who won’t shut the fuck up but also can’t stop cumming in his underwear while also projectile vomiting on the women nearest to him.

“Hey man did you see Sean last night? He was being a typical Happy Carl at the bar”

by ChickenJammin October 2, 2025

Happiness

When someone is really excited, and has a smile on his face.

George:I am mom's and dads happiness.
Mimi:the same goes for me.

by Fića October 13, 2020

National Happy Birthday Jeff Weiss day

March 17 is jeff weis birthdya Say happy birthday jeff weiss on march 17 it’s national day!’

wow i sure do love jeff weiss!
me too, i’m so happy it’s national happy birthday jeff weiss day!

by Jeffweiss March 17, 2021

Happy jonny

A happy jonny is that one kid we all know who can just annoy the living shit out of you

I was trying to get some work done when that happy jonny over there came to "help me"

by [e-mail] August 30, 2016

Happy Quokka

Used to describe the world's happiest Quokka - Hannie

He's a happy Quokka

by leeknowsairfryer January 9, 2025

Happy-on

A mild boner, gained not from physical stimulation but often from receiving nudes or a sudden sexual thought. It is comparable to a no-reason-boner or post morning wood.

When she sent me nudes a got a bit of a happy-on.

by Rick Tliter February 8, 2020

happy tummy

Feeling happy with yourself after stuffing your mouth with an excessive amount of food even though you are about to vomit

I’ve got happy tummy after eating that disgusting burrito

by Salmon ain’t corn July 27, 2020