by 1281536815667≡Aug April 29, 2011
Get the brutal as fuckmug. A femal equivalent to a fuck boy, but this bitch will fuck with your mind, best friends and feelings. Usually will claim she's not a hoe, but no one can say they really know if the rumours are true about this dark horse. Tends to go for best friends consecutively, stringing them along until someone else takes her fancy. Is never actually in a committed relationship because the girl rates herself too highly. Usually gets bored of a boy when he's just admitted that he's in love with her, leaving the poor sucker heart broken and with a significantly damaged ego. But the dude will be too ashamed to let known he got played by the hoe his mates warned him about, allowing that fine piece of ass to go on fucking with the rest of her unsuspecting victims.
"Yeah so I've been talking to this girl beth, really think I'm falling for her."
"one with the bum right? Nah, mate wot an absolute fuck girl, she was only talking to my man ben last week!"
"one with the bum right? Nah, mate wot an absolute fuck girl, she was only talking to my man ben last week!"
by opxrrb June 17, 2016
Get the Fuck girlmug. Chris:Dude!schools such a drag.I have my report due tomorrow and my parents found out about me dictching p.e. It Sucks!
Aiden:Ouch.Your so costco fucked.
Aiden:Ouch.Your so costco fucked.
by rawr4tehdinos March 26, 2009
Get the Costco Fuckmug. Fuck tee is a tee shirt worn by a male or female who is uncomfortable with their weight so they wear a shirt to hide the top half of their bodies when having sex.
or
When a person having sex leaves only their shirt on in an awkward way to not expose themselves due to being self conscious about their body.
or
When a person having sex leaves only their shirt on in an awkward way to not expose themselves due to being self conscious about their body.
joe: hey what did you do lastnight?
steve: went over that girls house.
joe: how did that go?
steve: not to bad except she wore a fuck tee when we had sex, said she didnt like showing her body
steve: went over that girls house.
joe: how did that go?
steve: not to bad except she wore a fuck tee when we had sex, said she didnt like showing her body
by jgod1039 December 18, 2010
Get the Fuck Teemug. After a man has launched his ejaculate load into some random bar whore's va-jay-jay, this is the very recognizable strand of skeet seen strewn between his knob and her over sized gash as he pulls out his spent love muscle. Typically eatin and/or slurped by said bar whore.
Dude, I picked up your mom at the bar last night and had one massive fuck snot as I pulled out of her gutter hole. She leant over and consumed the entire load of cottage cheese as I slammed my beer and B-lined for the door.
by Rodeo Cowboy November 6, 2009
Get the fuck snotmug. I can havve sex with him any time, anywhere, any way I want! He's my Fuck Puppet, and loves it when I pull his "string."
by talk2me-JCH2 May 7, 2021
Get the Fuck Puppetmug. >n. (pl. Fucking Monkeys)
2 The Nature Conservancy organization revealed to the scientific community in February 8, 2010 that Pan pugus is actually a parasitic mammalian organism that latches on to a desired target. Behavioural analysts of the Nature Conservancy published an article denouncing the species to be a "pest to wildlife, even humans." At maturity, the Fucking Monkey metamorphoses its anatomical structure into a horrendous appearance, and begins looking for a "mate" (prey). If the prey is Homo sapien, the Fucking monkey proceeds to figuratively "latch on" to its target, and siphons time, and capital slowly. The unfortunate victim will not realize malevolent effects until all his or her time and capital have been siphoned away. Pan pugnus will then "break up", or latch off from its victim. Finished prey will be nothing but a shell, and may be emotionally unstable, until companions console him or her.
2 The Nature Conservancy organization revealed to the scientific community in February 8, 2010 that Pan pugus is actually a parasitic mammalian organism that latches on to a desired target. Behavioural analysts of the Nature Conservancy published an article denouncing the species to be a "pest to wildlife, even humans." At maturity, the Fucking Monkey metamorphoses its anatomical structure into a horrendous appearance, and begins looking for a "mate" (prey). If the prey is Homo sapien, the Fucking monkey proceeds to figuratively "latch on" to its target, and siphons time, and capital slowly. The unfortunate victim will not realize malevolent effects until all his or her time and capital have been siphoned away. Pan pugnus will then "break up", or latch off from its victim. Finished prey will be nothing but a shell, and may be emotionally unstable, until companions console him or her.
by GorlamiMargarettiDominic February 9, 2010
Get the Fucking Monkeymug.