The act of getting violently fisted by a person wearing several rings. These rings end up catching some pussy flaps and ripping the snatch to shreds.
Tyrant: god I hope she doesn’t die.
Big Easy: ummmm what?
Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.
Big Easy: o bloody hell...
Big Easy: ummmm what?
Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.
Big Easy: o bloody hell...
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm December 20, 2019
When someone reads Allegiant. Then, they crawl into a hole and die. They're screaming that they never wish they've ever read it and kill themselves.
I just read Insurgent. I'm gonna read Alliegent now.
*just read Alliegent*
OMG WHY DID I JUST READ THAT!? WHO WOULD WRITE LIKE THAT!!!!!! I WISH I NEVER READ THIS BOOK!!!!!!!!!!
*Runs away, crying. Finds a hole, crawls in it.*
*Chants while taking knife out* I WISH I NEVER READ THAT BOOK! GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Stabs her/himself in head*
That's how people have Death by Veronica Roth
*just read Alliegent*
OMG WHY DID I JUST READ THAT!? WHO WOULD WRITE LIKE THAT!!!!!! I WISH I NEVER READ THIS BOOK!!!!!!!!!!
*Runs away, crying. Finds a hole, crawls in it.*
*Chants while taking knife out* I WISH I NEVER READ THAT BOOK! GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Stabs her/himself in head*
That's how people have Death by Veronica Roth
by awesomesawrus January 10, 2014
The most honorable death cause. it can happen anywhere at any time for any reason. fart death is when you fart so hard that your intestines can't take it anymore and you die.
john: "sorry to hear that your grandpa died jhon"
jhon: "atleast he died a fart death"
john: "hell yeah"
jhon: "atleast he died a fart death"
john: "hell yeah"
by thatpithere January 13, 2024
Burning the shambles of a house by pouring more petrol on it. What he expects is either the past to be sundered so there is no proof OR that the fire will burn brightly enough to cast him in a benevelont glow. Death pile.
Jacob Rees-Mogg says "I want S*n readers to write to me and tell me of ANY petty old EU regulation that should be abolished."
If you attempt to cover up past mistakes, though simultaneously distance yourself from them, you create a death pile.
𝐍𝐁 - Rees-Mogg was complicit in the break from EU regulation.
If you attempt to cover up past mistakes, though simultaneously distance yourself from them, you create a death pile.
𝐍𝐁 - Rees-Mogg was complicit in the break from EU regulation.
by grumblah February 10, 2022
Teen serial killer with agressive side sweep bangs commits manslaughter with death diary & eats potato chips with extreme dramatic suspense. His model/actress girlfriend basically does the same thing but also dresses like she exclusively buys her clothes from h.naoto.
Together they kill civilians who do bad deeds (according to them) with the help of some side characters while 2000s boy band haircut just barely tolerates amazing-blonde-looks like a hardcore visual kei fan Misa Amane because he kind-of hates women in kinda gay way but also in a kinda misogynistic way.
But alas! There is a spiky black haired detective who probably has an addiction to artificially sweetened goods and is not greasy!!! People on the internet keep saying that he is greasy and looks like he doesn’t shower (which I don’t completely disagree with) but he does have a special human sized washing machine & what appears to be a clean shirt dispenser rack thing (shown in “L change the worLd”). Great story, but it doesn’t really work out for anyone, since 99% of the characters die. Also there is a death god with an ear piercing who also has an addiction to apples. The End
Together they kill civilians who do bad deeds (according to them) with the help of some side characters while 2000s boy band haircut just barely tolerates amazing-blonde-looks like a hardcore visual kei fan Misa Amane because he kind-of hates women in kinda gay way but also in a kinda misogynistic way.
But alas! There is a spiky black haired detective who probably has an addiction to artificially sweetened goods and is not greasy!!! People on the internet keep saying that he is greasy and looks like he doesn’t shower (which I don’t completely disagree with) but he does have a special human sized washing machine & what appears to be a clean shirt dispenser rack thing (shown in “L change the worLd”). Great story, but it doesn’t really work out for anyone, since 99% of the characters die. Also there is a death god with an ear piercing who also has an addiction to apples. The End
by gloomybearfan28 November 23, 2021
Death Note is so cool.
by anonymous200020 October 09, 2023
a notebook capable of killing anyone if the writer has the name and face of said person. mainly used by light yagami in the anime ‘death note’
by milk100 November 29, 2021