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glass eye 

a term used to explain a lazy person who thinks he's the best. Looks good, doesn't work...
yeah, he's a glass eye...
glass eye by smoo lu'va January 15, 2008
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black eyed pea 

While banging your female partner doggy style, you push your thumb deep into her balloon knot. Once she turns around to see what is going on, you rub your fecal thumb in and around her eye and pull out and piss in her face.
Last night, I tried to give my wife a Danny Glover, but her balloon knot was so tight, I had to settle for a black eyed pea.
black eyed pea by Lincoln Log November 8, 2009

chinita eyes

Chinita eyes are eyes that resemble the slanted eyes of Asiatic peoples, HOWEVER, chinita eyes 90% of the time refers to a Latina who has "chinky" or chinita type eyes. In most cases, the girls are Mexican but could also refer to girls of Taina heritage from Puerto Rico and Dominican Republic, and of course, to the very indigineous women of countries like Peru, Bolivia, and Ecuador.
Dang chula you got some bangin chinita eyes!

Poop-Eye 

Another name for the infection Pink Eye, which has been rumored to be caused by fecal matter contaminating the eye. In the movie "Knocked Up" there is a scene where the character Martin is asked if someone took a dump in his eyes because they were so red from being high.
I think someone farted on my pillow and gave me poop-eye!
Poop-Eye by Steffie12 March 26, 2009

rise with red eyes 

another way of saying "wake and bake". basically you wake up and smoke some weed aka wake and bake, rise with red eyes, turn and burn, oj and roll j, big bowl of raisin bran, big bowl of resin MAN!, listeriene and mr. green, scope and dope, pillow and billow, puffin muffin, pancake and bake, mach 3 turbo and pack that herbo, Arm and Hammer Baking Soda and Peroxide Extra Whitening Toothpaste and...

...Smoke some fuckin' WEED!!
stoner 1: yo man lets rise with red eyes tomo morning
stoner 2: word, lets do it

stoner 1: yo wake up
stoner 2: huh what
stoner 1: rise with red eyes (hands stoner 2 the blunt)

Blue Eyes 

People with blue eyes are the most beautiful and talented and smart and sexy people in the world.
You will always want to have them as your friend, and they are the best lovers, and can do anything the best.
They are sweet and powerful and way better than anyone else.
Blue eyes are rare, and if you have them you should consider yourself lucky.
Person #1: Wow, that person has blue eyes!
Person #2: Yeah, s/he is amazingly perfect.
Blue Eyes by The blue eyed blonde October 20, 2012