douche machine

A deformed state of mind with faulty judgement.

Alex screamed "Douche Bag!" as the racing cra cut him off.

by Jen Jen July 18, 2003

Anti-Douche

Someone high up in the corporate world, who has a lot of authority, etc., but is in fact NOT a douchebag, unlike most in his position, who would be douchebags.

-"Dude, that guy has so much authority, and he makes bank every year! what an ass!"
-"Yeah, but he's actually pretty nice."
-"Oh, sweet, what an Anti-Douche he is."

by natedog636 March 4, 2011

douche haggis

The most disgusting variation of "dousche bag". It's a person that is rude, fat, smells bad, stupid, and for some reason is as arrogant as hell and ruins the day of any person that comes within a few feet of them whether it's their rudeness or horrible body odor.

That ass clown is just a huge pile of douche haggis.

by Gen. Pringle September 7, 2010

Douche bag

one word. Steven H. they wouldn't let me put his last name. but that's right he single handily describes the definition.

Hey Steve your a douche bag!

by S-Factor612 September 27, 2008

Douche Flute

A name used for a vape. Also known as a "Blake"

Ashe stepped outside at work to take a hit off his Douche Flute.

by Newpsmoker July 21, 2020

douche-tit

An idiot, moron... Used as a humorous insult while trying to degrade someone. (Similar to douche-bag, but funnier, and more degrading.)

The guy that dropped that deuce and didn't clean up the shit spays is such a douche-tit, damn i hate him!

Look at this scrub ass douche-tit over here, acting like he's got game with these nasty chicks!

What a douche-tit!

by Michael Antkowiak July 26, 2008

Douche Bag Bitch

A female douche bag. A douchess. A women who does the stupidest and most annoying things to embarrass herself, her man/woman and her friends. Most of the time starting fights, getting drunk as hell and loud talking whoever. This is not exclusive to party culture behavior. it's more open to classify any ignore behavior women are notorious for. It covers digital drama, cheating behavior or any other stupidity you can think of. A douche bag bitch just does it exceptionally well!

Natalie from the Bad Girls Club is always talkin' about "I run LA!" That douche bag bitch can't even run her own damn life! Can't keep a friend or a man to save her own damn life!

by Shiny Buster Baby June 17, 2010