douche cake

Often a replacement for salt cake. Douche cake is created in the flats of Lexington, NC. Made and strip mined by a self righteous midget and his family.

Why don't you get your sorry ass in the fields and mine my douche cake midget.

by jdubya April 2, 2008

Douche Flute

A name used for a vape. Also known as a "Blake"

Ashe stepped outside at work to take a hit off his Douche Flute.

by Newpsmoker July 21, 2020

Anti-Douche

Someone high up in the corporate world, who has a lot of authority, etc., but is in fact NOT a douchebag, unlike most in his position, who would be douchebags.

-"Dude, that guy has so much authority, and he makes bank every year! what an ass!"
-"Yeah, but he's actually pretty nice."
-"Oh, sweet, what an Anti-Douche he is."

by natedog636 March 4, 2011

douche-tit

An idiot, moron... Used as a humorous insult while trying to degrade someone. (Similar to douche-bag, but funnier, and more degrading.)

The guy that dropped that deuce and didn't clean up the shit spays is such a douche-tit, damn i hate him!

Look at this scrub ass douche-tit over here, acting like he's got game with these nasty chicks!

What a douche-tit!

by Michael Antkowiak July 26, 2008

non-douche

adj. never acting like a douche

i am a non-douche because i am cool

by levi parker September 5, 2007

Douche Nozzle

A "Sidecick" of A douch bag, who handles their dirty work.

Ryan - Hey, go tell Buck that I'm going to beat his ass!

Colton - Oh My God! He's going to hurt me! What am I your Douche Nozzle!

Ryan - Yea! So Shut Up!

by Mattii Boi January 29, 2009

Douche Bag Bitch

A female douche bag. A douchess. A women who does the stupidest and most annoying things to embarrass herself, her man/woman and her friends. Most of the time starting fights, getting drunk as hell and loud talking whoever. This is not exclusive to party culture behavior. it's more open to classify any ignore behavior women are notorious for. It covers digital drama, cheating behavior or any other stupidity you can think of. A douche bag bitch just does it exceptionally well!

Natalie from the Bad Girls Club is always talkin' about "I run LA!" That douche bag bitch can't even run her own damn life! Can't keep a friend or a man to save her own damn life!

by Shiny Buster Baby June 17, 2010