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David Kingdon

David A. Kingdon "aka" s4unna.dk22 on his social media account is a basketball,track, and field player. David is much known for his dominance in the paint during his 7th grade basketball season. David has even had coaches from many schools come watch him play; but the coaches mainly came too David's track meets. The best thing about David's athleticism was his speed. Despite being 5'6 142 lbs, David was very fast for his unhealthy body. David had run a 22.5 in the 200 meter dash and an outstanding 13.7 in the 100 meter dash. David is very special because not only was he fast but jumped a high of 17.5 in long jump! David Kingdon is gonna be something serious when he goes to college to play pro. David also has 3 offers and is making it his very most concerned to become a D1 athlete.
Wow you are amazing like David Kingdon!
by John Kole April 30, 2024
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David de lá Conquer

Watch out it’s the gingerbreadman... David de lá Conquer
by C4MSW3 December 9, 2019
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david

i saw a david hiding in that bush, be careful!
by chig2 March 10, 2019
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David Hasselhoffa

A well-known actor from the '80's who was prominent at the time, but then mysteriously disappeared off the Hollywood scene, and we haven't heard a word from him since.
Perhaps the movie-fans "hassled the Hoffa" too much, and so that's why David Hasselhoffa vanished without a trace; maybe he just wanted to be let alone.
by QuacksO September 7, 2018
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david turnbull

david turnbull is a loser with 0 friends, no social life is gay with no bitches. david turnbull is a perfect example of the term L, a good example of what to say to a david turnbull is the following:
Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. Youre lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that youve wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and theres nobody to blame but you. I hope youre happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.
person 1: “have u seen david turnbull lately?”
person 2: “yeah i saw that fucking loser
*stabs eyes out*
by vanillaflavouredcumbaglolxd November 2, 2022
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cashew, david

a really cool dude who deserves so much more than the world actually gave him.
by shawmariemal February 2, 2022
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Group of very dumb idiots who need to get a life.
Dang they are a group of Andrew, lucas, david, and henry
by Someone_On_This_earth October 19, 2020
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