Someone who just got released from a job or duty. Typically, because they were unfit for the role or lazy.
by User 2000 January 12, 2021

by ewferrtgty March 1, 2018

by Plottoputdowncooper July 10, 2024

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020

Person 1: WHY WOULD YOU PUT A LIT UP MATCH INSIDE THAT THING!?!?
Person 2: I call it juul in a can lol
Person 2: I call it juul in a can lol
by Adamsnon February 11, 2023

by 222xoxo November 21, 2021

by Izza avalos December 23, 2017
