apple cancer

either used as an insult or when you eat so many apples that you get cancer

"hey"
"what?"
"your eating to many apples. your gonna get some cancer. you hoe. if you eat too many apples you get Apple cancer."

by dakoka117 December 26, 2019

punting apples

"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."

ie. "I was going to go to mass today, but Morgan convinced me that punting apples is way more fun."

by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017

Laminated apple juice

A type of spider with three eyes.

OH yeah I saw a laminated apple juice yesterday!!!

by Gahskull Thraka July 16, 2022

apple man

Apple Man (noun)
/ˈap-əl man/

A figure in the hood known for consistently smelling like apples, whether from cologne, lotion, or some mysterious natural aura. Often a lowkey legend, the Apple Man moves through the block leaving a crisp, fruity trail behind him.

Lore: The Apple Man is rarely seen buying apple-scented products, leading to speculation that the scent is either a gift from the universe or the result of a secret homemade formula passed down through generations.

Titles: Mr. Macintosh, Sir Fuji, Lord Honeycrisp, The Orchard Phantom

Verb form: Appling — The act of dapping up the Apple Man in recognition of his fragrant legacy.

"Everybody know the Apple Man — bro been smellin' like a fresh Granny Smith since '09."

by Appling Man March 5, 2025

Apple sauce ok

When your texting some one and you say apple sauce then they say ok, it means that the hoocaust will happen again one day

Then: apple sauce ok

You: I think I know what your saying

by Nick negro March 9, 2018

Apple muffin

An acceptable way to describe a beautiful vagina on a female as she walks away with her backside pointed in your direction

Damn, check out the apple muffin on that honey, so tasty!

by kiddfictious June 10, 2018

Apple

Apple is of cource a fruit, but for the most part it’s a big company that makes phones that everybody buys, but then people also tend to think that the apple phone is a real apple.
Just cause it’s a apple doesn’t mean it belongs in the kitchen.
(Even if it is as smart as an apple and looks like one)

Person one: Hey! Is that the new Apple iPhone ?
Person two: Nah, it’s just my lunch.
Person one: You sure? That looks like the new red iPhone 11your eating.
Person two:....Fuck....

by Sperty November 24, 2019