When you haven't quite soiled yourself, but everytime you walk, you feel as though someone has spread chutney lightly on the inner garments of your underwear.
(Not to be confused with bum chutney.)
(Not to be confused with bum chutney.)
*Farts* "Uh oh"
Friend: "have you just farted and followed through?"
Victim: It might not be that severe. I think I've just got "chutney bum."
Friend: "have you just farted and followed through?"
Victim: It might not be that severe. I think I've just got "chutney bum."
by Nagasaki Jones July 13, 2024
Get the Chutney bummug. by Threestrumpetsandatrumpet June 7, 2018
Get the Beach bummedmug. by Slutforshittykawa December 26, 2020
Get the Bummingmug. Called such due the way the clothing material around a woman's vagina gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as "camel-toe". An image reminiscent of a "scrum" in the game Rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman's bearded oyster get's huddled into her beef curtains, creating the Front Bum Scrum.
"Hey, Sally! How's it goi.... woahhh..... nice front bum scrum you got going on there ;)"
"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"
"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"
by scrumdiddlyumptiouspotatoes August 3, 2017
Get the Front Bum Scrummug. by Yhu7838 March 11, 2023
Get the slap your bummug. by polnarefflxnd October 16, 2022
Get the bummity bum bum bummug.