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spreadsheet brain

When a person is immersed in abstraction for so long that they forget to look up and smell the roses.

Common symptoms: excessive future-oriented thinking, trying to quantify everything, attempting to replace one's inner emotional life with opinions on current events
Daniel: Lately, my sleep quality has been averaging about 79%. I think it's all the stress from the crypto crash.
Melissa: Have you ever considered you may be suffering from spreadsheet brain?
by vdw17 April 14, 2023
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Slay Brain

The phrase used to describe the unfortunate event of posessing Slay's brain. The brain makes you easy to manipulate, grants common sensory overloads and forces you to say "glaze" after every sentence.
by suspos April 19, 2023
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Elden brain

Elden brain a state where someone has become a god in human intelect and the people around them are dumbfounded with his very existance
I respect all games but that game Elden ring is truly one of a kind .My Elden brain friend agrees he also hates how Activision Blizzard is milkng thier players its almost they have a Cod brain and the only thing they wish is to let chaos take the world.
by HADES2&SILKSONG_GOTY2023 April 19, 2023
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Mouse Brain

Fireheart: Sandstorm, can you send 2 apprentices to hunt?
Sandstorm: alone?
Fireheart: sure.
Sandstorm: MOUSE BRAINED FOOL, BLUESTAR DOESNT ALOW APPRENTICES OUT WITHOUT A WARRIOR.
Fireheart: *questions his whole life*
by Warrior cat April 30, 2023
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Smooth Brain Moron

When you reply with something smart to a idiot streamer. Famously used by a British world of tanks player that cannot get good dpg's in overpowered tanks.
"What a smooth brain moron" - Will (Quickybaby) Frampton
by PotatoCrusher May 21, 2023
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th3 brain

Homosexual spaniard who lives alone in Madrid and is also attracted to kids.
th3 brain is Anti social creep whose disruptive behaviour in chat rooms start with deliberate instigation in dms. Then followed by whining in the mainchat to get sympathy from the mods and if ignored will eventually spamm the room.
by zebrain May 23, 2023
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Squishy brain

Bro he has such a squishy brain
by Jatidis June 17, 2023
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