American Apple Snatch

An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.

Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.

by Baatar March 16, 2024

Apple

1. A round fruit that grows on a tree.

2. A popular technology company that names almost everything they make "the i___".

Yo, toss me an apple.

Have you heard? Apple just released the new iPhone XS

by lemon_85 September 29, 2018

apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed

If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.

by mad_nic November 8, 2021

apple cinnamon bun

A way better nickname for your other half other than "Bae, Boo, honey, sweetie" or anything else that is given to that person whom you love so dearly.

My girlfriend is my apple cinnamon bun, I love her to death.

by LittleMissWords-A-Lot November 17, 2016

apple

THE BEST FRUIT ON EARTH!!!(only after watermelon duh!) get that?

I like eating apples.

by Emiily September 8, 2021

apple danish

Vagina, used in the context of oral sex.

I really enjoyed eating her apple danish for beeakfast.

by Actuarius81 October 12, 2021

apple

apple, red, sweet, juicy

apple is a red juicy fruit the everyone should eat every day

by MopMan_ November 4, 2019