update your status

A Facebook reference that occurs when someone comes to you with something that happened a long time ago and is really old.

"But I thought you were working on a novel?" Nameless, uninformed person asks.

"Dude, I gave that up months ago. Update your status."

by Charmayne K. April 13, 2010

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Your mine now

they wanna f*ck you so much or become friends and they want you to ask them out

your mine now

wanna go out

by :) me and you:( October 20, 2020

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stinky on your dinky

Description of a male's genitalia after having been inserted into a woman's ass.

Robbie - "Hey John, I had my first real sexual encounter with a woman last Saturday."

John - "Oh yea? Did you get some stinky on your dinky?"

Robbie - "What's that mean?"

John - "Look it up on Urbandictionary.com."

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

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slide your ass

to slide one's ass means to hit them in an unpleasant manner by grabbing the opponent's hair then throwing several blows upon blows to their face causing them to maneuver back or in other words slide.

if you keep talking sh*t i swear ima slide your ass

by KehlaniTsunami December 20, 2015

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Get Your Turkey

Synonym for "Get Some", get your turkey can be used by either sex to describe the fulfillment of sexual desires.

Lexi: "Oooh. Charles' party saturday night is going to be awesome. I hope Luhhron is gonna be there"
Madz: "Why? You like him?"
Lexi: "Yeah girl. But im nervous around him."
Madz: "Oooh Girl. Just Get Your Turkey!!"

Madz: "I like him so much but his crazy ex is always around."
Lexi: "dont be intimidated by her! That girl ain't the butcher! She cant keep you from getting your turkey!"

by MadzandLexi April 20, 2009

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