The most true saying ever. You put your friends, homeis, what have you (bros) before your girlfriend, wife, mistress, etc (hoes). Always. Putting hoes before bros is wrong. It breaks all forms of comradery, homie-ship, and friendship. Never put your hoes before bros. NOTE: Putting hoe-bros before hoes is exceptible. Hoe-bros are friends who you are not romantically involved with, and also not trying to bang. But still put your bros before hoe-bros.
Alex: Let's go smoke some weed!
John: Sorry man, I can't. Monique doesn't want me to do weed.
Alex: Dude, you're getting whipped! Bros before hoes!
John: Well played. Go get your lighter.
John: Sorry man, I can't. Monique doesn't want me to do weed.
Alex: Dude, you're getting whipped! Bros before hoes!
John: Well played. Go get your lighter.
by Comrade 47 April 30, 2008
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by YoutubeWest1132 December 25, 2010
Get the Super Mario Bros mug.The acknowledgement that while a male friend's companionship is in many ways superior to that of a girlfriend, one must spend time with the girlfriend because she provides you with sex with a woman.
Could also be called: Dates before Mates
Could also be called: Dates before Mates
"Dude, I know we arranged to meet, but my girl really wants to go out."
"Understood, man. Hoes before bros."
"Hoes before bros."
"Understood, man. Hoes before bros."
"Hoes before bros."
by The Pita June 13, 2013
Get the Hoes Before Bros mug.The act of chilling with more than five or more bros in a confined space, with limited seeting. Most commonly occurs on a sunday. Majority of the time there is incoherent obnoxious noise.
Bro 1: Whoa, what are you guys doing in here? (To bros 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6)
Bro 2: Just Chad bro chillin bro.
OR
Bro 1: You bros are just straight Chad bro chillin are now. (To bros 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6)
OR
Bro 1: NO, we cannot have the Chad bro in my room, its gonna have to move. (To bros 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6)
Bro 2: Just Chad bro chillin bro.
OR
Bro 1: You bros are just straight Chad bro chillin are now. (To bros 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6)
OR
Bro 1: NO, we cannot have the Chad bro in my room, its gonna have to move. (To bros 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6)
by Nick Grazino February 13, 2008
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There are many different types of "cool story bro". There is:
1) cool story bro
2) cool story bro, you should write a book about it
3) cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
etc.
There are many different types of "cool story bro". There is:
1) cool story bro
2) cool story bro, you should write a book about it
3) cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
etc.
1) Chad: I ate an apple for breakfast
Angie: Cool story bro.
2) Hannah: And then I rinsed my teeth. And then, lo and behold, I saw a black mark. I thought: "Hmm, what can it be?" and hark! It was a cavity! So then, I --
Josie: Cool story bro, you should write a book about it.
3) Tad: boring and lengthy story about scientists growing a new type of capsicum
Beth: Cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
Angie: Cool story bro.
2) Hannah: And then I rinsed my teeth. And then, lo and behold, I saw a black mark. I thought: "Hmm, what can it be?" and hark! It was a cavity! So then, I --
Josie: Cool story bro, you should write a book about it.
3) Tad: boring and lengthy story about scientists growing a new type of capsicum
Beth: Cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
by NaziCookieMonster June 27, 2011
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Person 2: Cool story bro.
Person 2: Cool story bro.
by Thatbrodude August 3, 2016
Get the Cool story bro mug.A bro that just flat out sucks at life. Consistently all about the pussy, and is more then willing to put the pussy in front of his bros. Has no idea how to blaze, literally a rookie. Torches bowls (straight up cashing center of bowl, and then fails to clear the chamber, wasting all the bud), pulls filters out, and drops Js on command. Pretty much fails to go hard for extended periods of time. Is always late for shit, takes forever to get ready and/or just has no concept of time or commitment at all. After being around people or a place for too long, usually more then a few minutes, will contaminate the place and bros in it, forcing grade As to unwillingly and subconsciously make less then Grade A moves. Pretty much a leech to whatever bros he’s hanging around. Nothing more then a cancerous cell and parasite to all Grade As. A bro that just no matter what can't make a single Grade A move no matter how hard he tries. Leaves his boys hangin all the time, to the point where you can predict his next grade D move. Basically a grade F but for some reason you and all your grade A boys take pity on him and refer to him as D as if to inspire some false hope that maybe one day he'll make a decision that would include any or all of the following: pulling through for his boys, hooking them up with a banger, smoking them down, introducing them to the limited pussy he knows, or just making a selfless grade A move to help a fellow grade A out no matter what the situation or cost.
1)Grade D bro drops fully packed bowl all over the floor
Grade A: "Fuckin grade D man"
2) Grade D: "Yo guys I think I'm gonna take the whole summer off from blazing"
3) Grade D: "Yo man ill be there in ten"
Grade A: "Yo it been an hour where are you"
Grade D: "Shit my bad ive been at this other party for like a half hour its so cool and theres all these hot girls...Cya" hangs up like nothings wrong
4)Grade A to fellow Grade A: "Damn that was a nice roll dude, to bad that fucking grade D chiefed that shit 17 times in a row, sucked out the filter, and then tossed it half way through"
5) Grade A: "I'm starting to feel like a huge bitch like im about to be all about the pussy, I dont feel like going hard, and I just wanna hoe out all my boys for no reason"
Other Grade A: " Dude its cause that fucking grade D has been here for like 3 minutes hes a fucking cancerous cell dude this whole place is contaminated."
Grade A: "Fuckin grade D man"
2) Grade D: "Yo guys I think I'm gonna take the whole summer off from blazing"
3) Grade D: "Yo man ill be there in ten"
Grade A: "Yo it been an hour where are you"
Grade D: "Shit my bad ive been at this other party for like a half hour its so cool and theres all these hot girls...Cya" hangs up like nothings wrong
4)Grade A to fellow Grade A: "Damn that was a nice roll dude, to bad that fucking grade D chiefed that shit 17 times in a row, sucked out the filter, and then tossed it half way through"
5) Grade A: "I'm starting to feel like a huge bitch like im about to be all about the pussy, I dont feel like going hard, and I just wanna hoe out all my boys for no reason"
Other Grade A: " Dude its cause that fucking grade D has been here for like 3 minutes hes a fucking cancerous cell dude this whole place is contaminated."
by GRADE A BRO June 28, 2010
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