local watering hole

One's local pub where many drinks are consumed

Dimitri: "oi mate, want to head down to the local watering hole for a few bevs?"

Brisc: " oh shityeah cunt lets do it"

by Staryan101 May 22, 2016

piss hole bandit

A homsexual that hangs out in public restrooms.

Beware of piss hole bandits when you are at the zoo.

by guido#22 June 29, 2009

dick hole stepdad

The guy that has sex with your mom and treats you like a piece of dirt

"Andrew comes around here twice a week and acts like a dick hole step dad. Uses my XBox and eats all our food then leaves."
"I hate my dick hole stepdad"

by nowwordsgohere December 21, 2017

3 hole certified

a chick that will take in the Ass, Mouth, and Snatch

that hoe is 3 hole certified

by bheron July 12, 2006

mosquitos pee hole

The smallest unit of measurement known to man. Approximately the width of an atom. A mosquito's piss stream is a string of molecules.

Gerald, that scratch on your 1981 Datsun is the size of a mosquitos pee hole, chill out.

by Limblessless August 24, 2006

Get your hole

To get sex.

In Ireland, a man may say he got his hole when he got some sex.

Women may appropriate the phrase to mean they got laid too, despite the fact that they are the party with the hole in question, but this is uncommon.

I got me hole last night; met this bird at a bar; she was great!

I saw you leaving the party with that woman. Did you get your hole?

by Josifer October 21, 2009

ass-er-hole

when you fart into a casserole and place the casserole in a conspicuous place so that the next person to open it and smell the wonderful cooking will smell ones ass instead. one may choose to place the ass-casserole in the fridge, oven or countertop. a truly marvelous practical joke that will provide hours of family fun and laughter. feel free to use this gag at family dinners, reunions, pot-lucks, parties, funerals or any occasion.

ooohhh, whats in the casserole? lets see... oh, oh shit, oh thats just wrong, who would do that, why would you fast in a casserole?

- hahaha you just got a whiff of my ass-er-hole!

by firefarter April 6, 2013