water balloon test

When you're done nailing a chick, Check for condom leakage by filling it up with water like a water balloon. If it leaks, your screwed and so is she.

I just got done bangin' michelle when i did the water balloon test and it leaked! I threw it at her, screamed sucks to be you, and ran!!

by Robby S. November 18, 2007

Tap water

Liquid distributed on a widespread basis to the world in a plan to slowly kill Braincells and cleanse the minds of meme lords across the globe by the government

Yo did you see Jeff today?

No man he’s been drinking that tap water

by Dawty May 21, 2018

high water ass

An elevated posterior commonly occurring amongst women of Latin descent (exception: some Polish anomalies have been documented). Known turn-on for Libras.

J-Lo has a tight high water ass.

by Jessica Higglesforth II March 3, 2008

naked water-skiing

naked water-skiing is taking getting naked, grabbing your board, and going water-skiing -- guys may or may not have a hard-on.

Matt came home with me for spring break, and I took him naked water-skiing - we both had big boners as we rode the waves!

by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021

Monkey Water

The fluid secreted from the penis during intercourse before climax

Good for lubrication but can often lead to pregnancy

Oh no baby I got you pregnant with my monkey water

by RealismIsKey November 21, 2019

gator-ass water

A dirty body of water such as a swamp where it is possible for there to be alligators and other nasty-ass creatures.

"I just don't see myself gettin' into that gator-ass water."

"Blah! If those were my kids, they would not be swimming in that gator-ass water."

by krazy456 May 12, 2010

White-Water Rafting

When someone ejaculates on another's stomach, the person who now has the cum on them stands up and lets it flow down to their
genitals.

Dude, last night Chelsie was lying down and was all horny and shit, so i jacked it on her stomach, and she went white-water rafting, it was so tight.

by Aluv Allcox October 8, 2008