What time is it?

When someone has a low quality watch and gets bullied for it.

Brad: "Hi guys, just bought a new watch from Primark!"
Tom: "HAHAH, What time is it?
Brad: "What does that mean?"
Tom: "It means that you're poor and got a dead watch"

by brazzerz March 28, 2018

one time

In los angeles, aprox. around the 1980's gangs used the expression to identify a police car with only "one" officer.

"One time, holmes" ahh dont trip dawg he aint gonna get out the car he's by himself.

by Slingin Ink Tattoos September 28, 2005

bonding time

when a father kills sons mother and then asks to spend time with them.

"i made a lovely dinner for you sweety"
*bang*
"Jimmy order a pizza."
*intensifies*
"ITS BONDING TIME, JIMMY"

by DayQuilAssLeak September 23, 2014

Time Travel

Verb:
This is not a joke: To go back in time and bring your own weapons. You will get paid after you get back. Safety cannot be guaranteed.

Time Travel: I have only done this once before.

by Jimbo Joe August 28, 2008

Go-Time

Awesome powah that cannot be stopped.

I see by this fine BLGT clock (featuring me, Brad!) that it's GO-TIME!

by One Ton Angel March 25, 2003

face time

time spent physically in the presence of another person

I talk to him on the phone a lot, but need to spend some serious face time before he'll buy my product.

by Gene Saunders June 29, 2003

Executive Time

Ex-ec-u-tive Time: Country Club speak for a host of common, unimportant acts done at the expensive of someone else e.g. cheating on a spouse in the office, looking a porn on the company computer, sleeping on the job, etc.

The President of the United States had to postpone his meeting with the Pope, having already scheduled two hours of executive time that afternoon.

by TowerCity15 May 2, 2018