Mockingbird syndrome

When someone is attracted to shiney objects. Mockingbird s are attracted to shiney objects and gather them in there nest.

I was attracted to the chandelier because I have mockingbird syndrome.

by Rhinestone Ricky October 2, 2018

Stacpoole Syndrome

An insult for when somebody says something so unexplainably stupid.

Nobody is that stupid he must have Stacpoole Syndrome

by starkpool December 7, 2019

Walrus Syndrome

Walrus Syndrome is when you have the ability to impregnate a woman with 10 or more children at once. In my case, I impregnated a woman with 200+ kids.

Oh fuck, I think I have walrus syndrome because I fucked this girl and now she's got like 200+ kids. Blimy

by Ur nan678 April 14, 2019

Rockstar Syndrome

Someone who is very popular, well loved, and often a social butterfly that is often if not always overcome with terrible feelings of loneliness even in a room of adoring fans.

This party would be awesome if I could just shake this Rockstar Syndrome.

by RosaSparks420 June 10, 2018

Yolanda Syndrome

A syndrome discovered by the upcoming artist "Yoyo Nosa" that is a life phenomenon of everything going wrong if it can. Carriers of the Yolanda syndrome often experience ungodly amounts of misfortune on a weekly basis. So much that they eventually come to terms with their misfortune and gain the power to foresee it.

My ice cream fell on a tar road before I could open my car door, I must be experiencing the Yolanda Syndrome.

Some crazy driver wrecked my car my first day on the road, this has to be the Yolanda syndrome!

Costco was giving out sample cookies but the man in front of me got the last one for the week, must be the Yolanda syndrome I've been having.

by Truedattruedat June 21, 2017

Isaiah-syndrome

That awkward silence when you're in a group conversation, but someone kills it.

Wow, this is Isaiah-syndrome, someone please give me the mic???!!!

by Blazesfolife June 14, 2016

Danisbel Syndrome

1. Mental person that is incapable of resisting the urge to go to Disney and play with her kittens.

2. Someone who is addicted to sexual intercourse that involves harsh treatment such as slapping, biting, anal fisting/vaginal fisting, handcuffs, vaginal clamps, and choking.

1. "Hey danisbel, my grandmother died last night, would you mind coming to her funeral with me?'
"No thanks, i'd rather spend the day at Disney with my kittens."
"Classic Danisbel syndrome.."

2. "Daddy you're not doing it right, you're supposed to put your whole arm inside not just your fist."
"I knew she was infected with Danisbel sydrome.."

by stephanierabbit June 13, 2016