When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.
Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.
by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023
Get the Straight panicmug. by ThE ToRiEs aRe cUnTs June 22, 2019
Get the Straightsmug. by BumStatusYo December 15, 2018
Get the straight pts fuqnmug. A word used to describe most of the lower eschelon of white people. Or people of no class, which is white people.
Wow! Look at those people over there going to the Garth Brooks concert.
Yeah bro, they're Straight Trash.
Already bro!
Yeah bro, they're Straight Trash.
Already bro!
by Hangin&swangin69 April 30, 2019
Get the Straight Trashmug. thatrandomperson and teegan
by thatrandompersonnnnn April 27, 2024
Get the Straight dudes not knowing what half of things aremug. Being his first trip to Las Vegas, Thomas found himself in a dire straight after he got drunk in the wrong kind of bar.
by Nyktlplk January 12, 2023
Get the dire straightmug. Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"
Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"
Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"
by Descriptor-General March 13, 2013
Get the As straight as a roman roadmug.