Gopher punch

The act of repeatedly punching a prolapsed anus back into place with the strength of a thousand dying suns

Robbie:Dude my asshole fell out!
Wyatt: Relax and bite your wallet. I'll gopher punch it back in.

by SHAZAAAM9970 July 21, 2018

Shotgun punch

The act of punching a shotgun bullet that is considered a projectile and not hitscan to receive any benefits you receive from parrying a bullet.

If you want to be optimal you have to Shotgun punch.
I was making fun of this blue GoPro with 13 cents, it was funny till' it Shotgun punched a shell right up my ass.

by equACHOO-,sorry its equinox February 8, 2023

Penix punch

Belief by Atlanta Falcons fans that Michael Penix will save their franchise. A form of copium.

“I drank the Kirk Cousins kool-aid, but then I switched to Penix punch.”

by that80sguywithbonitis July 11, 2025

Killer move: Serious series: Serious punch

Saitama: Killer move: Serious series: Serious punch

Boros: OH SHI-

Boros: (dead)

Saitama: ez

Saitama used Killer move: Serious series: Serious punch on Boros

by ()|\|3 P!3C3 F@n January 23, 2024

Porsche punched

To hit someone so fast and clean they don’t want any more smoke.

He backed down like a bitch. No, I porsche punched his ass, you didn’t see it?

by The polish plummer May 21, 2024

jerking in the punch-bowl

It is similar to poisoning the well. An act of claiming a good thing for the sake of owning it and ruining the fun for everyone else.

Person 1: The guy who copyrighted the Happy Birthday song was an ass.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.

by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020

punched in lasagne

A very messy period ridden vagina

Jeoff: “Did you see her pics;)”
Robert: “Yeah she was on her period... it was a punched in lasagne”
Jeoff; “oh shit. I’m sorry”

by Cousin noncer December 5, 2017