Butt Beast

Wild animal who has a highly tuned sense of smell that is dedicated to the scent of the human butt. The butt beast feeds solely on the human butt, and generally lives alone, but sometimes hunts in packs of 10 to 20 other butt beats. Normally one butt beast can bring down a full grown human, but some humans are just plain fat and this is when the butt beasts will work together.
Butt beasts enter a feeding frenzy when feeding or hunting butt, this is similar to the feeding frenzy that sharks experience.
The only know enemy of the butt beast is an Alicia, the Alicia is a striped animal that also loves human butt. The Alica and the butt beast sometimes have territorial battles to the death.

guy1- "dude did you hear that?"
guy2- "what?"

Guy1- "I heard a fart noise, did you fart?"
Guy2- "no I did not fart"

Guy1- "oh no!"
Guy2- "what?"

Guy1- "run! a butt beast is following us!"

by scuba yetty March 9, 2009

butt yummies

leftover treats found stuck between the butt cheeks of an individual who has been serving butt treats from their butt.

Dude had some rocking butt yummies this morning.

by butt crusties December 24, 2008

butt-ticks

when you go hiking in the woods and a tick gets latched onto your ass.

ho there be some gnarly butt-ticks right on me sphincter mate.

by ---kris--- January 2, 2009

butt buccaneer

A male homosexual.

Chrithtopher ith a butt buccaneer.

by scottbo777 October 19, 2008

butt-ton

mmore than a shit load.

Dude! your dog left a butt ton of shit in my yard!

by csilwy October 31, 2003

butt hook

a real jerk

a guy who's done wrong

by vicki November 13, 2003

butt-puppet

1. a decorated sock operated from the bottom used for cheap entertainment
2. a (powerful) person controlled by another person. people joke that the person in control serviced that person in the anus.

that girl's got you whipped
you're such a butt-puppet

by ggunit August 3, 2004