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Coke Michaels

Coke Michaels refers to the legendary wrestler Shawn Michaels and his WWF run in the 90s. Much like Perc Angle, Coke Michaels refers to a period when Shawn Michaels was "coked" up in the 90s and ran rough shot over the WWF with the Kliq. Around this time, he was considered by many the best wrestler in the world and could put on bangers with just about everyone but was under the influence of every drug imaginable.
"Who was better: Coke Michaels or Bret the Shit man Hart?"

"Nah man Coke Michaels clears Perc Angle."
by Average Wrestling Fan February 23, 2024
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Michael

Fat piece of shit who needs to lose some weight. Seriously man, I'm looking out for your health. Please lose some weight or your dad might lose a son. Stop eating so much macaroni and Mcdonalds, lose some weight, extend your life span by 60 years.
Male 1: Hey bro you're looking like a real Michael.
Male 2: I know, I've been letting myself go recently.
by Deeznuts774 March 19, 2022
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Michael

A guy who seems sweet and nice on the outside. But on the inside he knows what he wants. Be careful with these guys. They will do anything without your consent.
Michael is my boyfriend
by funlovingfish8 May 22, 2022
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Michael

Your leng.
Michael
by Jankfacee November 23, 2021
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A dangerous, creepy, filthy, erotically drunk male. Has no standards for his Johnson and is proud. Loves to play games such as "pull the pig" because he sees it as his way of giving back to society. Doesn't wear underwear as it's seen as a barrier
Female: "That guys such a Michael Page it disgusts me"
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Michael

A hotie that loves a miley then to shy to tell her
Michael
by Daddy1213888 November 8, 2020
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Michael

Michael is the most extraordinary guy in the world you will ever meet. He will become the air that you breath in and he will be the reason why your heart keeps beating. He's one of a kind. When you meet a michael you will fall madly in love with him. You become like a magnet to him. You will crave a addiction for Michael you won't be able to stay away even if he has a girlfriend already. He will be the man of your dreams the light of your life . Michelle tend to be wild but stick around for him long enough show him you are there for him and he will love you like no other, he will love you more than life itself. But one bad thing Michaels don't like to be alone so once you leave he will have Replace someone to feel you in while you are gone. Becareful because Michaels tend to brake hearts but he such a good lover you'll keep going back like a dummy.
Michael will show you how to be free how to love like you never loved before
by R* aireola April 16, 2021
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