May 30th

Shower with your girlfriend day

Oh man Sydney we should take a shower it's may 30th .

by anonymous May 30, 2024

May 28th

A day where a beautiful brown eyed male was born. Super funny, intelligent and attractive, definitely a sweetheart was born on this day! ❤️

Me: What's today?
Some person: Oh it's may 28th!
Me: Wow it's my amazing boyfriends birthday!

by Mrs Bakugo June 28, 2022

May 24th

National grab that cake day. Go out and make sure to get a few smacks in and grab it a lot. Make sure to put your whole hand on it. Make sure to have a hand on that cake while they’re walking.

Make sure to grab your girlfriend’s cake on May 24th!

by Professor Batter May 22, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

May 17

It is Natalia‘s birthday the most important day of the whole year any other holiday besides this is just useless in May 17 is just amazing

Oh my God is May 17 let’s give Natalia 1 million1 billion dollors. For real she’s such an amazing awesome person I love her so much so funny

by Natalia ruiz May 16, 2022

May 1st

national kiss your girlfriend day.

Joe: yo, wheres Quinnefiesha? i gotta kiss her! its may 1st!!!

by i ate ut donut April 14, 2025

Mays Haddad

The most beautiful girl in the middle east,
She is a magnificent musician and a doctor to be.
Dresses wonderfully.

Mays Haddad go to her med classes at 8 o'clock.

by Nabih November 22, 2021