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twist the monkey

Hey Kaitlan I’m going to twist the monkey. Be back soon.
by JustALilBittt September 17, 2020
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Jizz Monkey

A person who likes cum a bit too much..
Carl: Yo bro i just came all over my wall
Josh: Bro you are such a jizz monkey
by Staklar September 22, 2020
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Monkey in the bathroom

When your monkey uses the toilet again
Theres a Monkey in the bathroom Please give this bitch a banana
by Sako Yamoto October 29, 2020
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Arctic monkeys

Arctic monkeys are literally the best rock band ever.
by Applesaucegivesmeboners November 4, 2020
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making monkey

having sexual intercourse with a person of preferred sex
me: sorry i didn’t answer your call, i was making monkey
by peeandpoopoo November 7, 2020
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monkey asher

Sam: Monkey asher is NOT disabled!
by monke sam fan October 1, 2020
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monkey butfuck

When you light a cigarette with another cigarette
Hey let me "monkey butfuck" my cigarette back to life
by Unkown............ September 28, 2017
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